O Google acha que sou baitola

6 12 2008

Muito recentemente, coisa de há 5 dias, eu liberei o Google Adds no meu blog. Não porque creia que vou ganhar muito dinheiro com isso. Acho que nem eles crêem que vão conseguir alguma coisa no meu blog, só fizerem por peninha.

Fiz porque queria ver do que se tratava na íntegra e no que ia dar. Enfim, sem trabalhar fico entediado.

Fato é que, desde então, tenho reparado nos anúncios que entram no meu blog. Eu sei que eles são aleatórios de acordo com o tema das postagens, para que seja uma “mídia integrada ao conteúdo” [onde já ouvi isso antes?].

Mas os anúncios que têm aparecido no meu blog têm me deixado um pouco irritado e um tanto quanto inseguro em relação à minha masculinidade. Das cinco chamadas, há sempre três com o tema “homens” [homens de cueca, homens peludos e homens gostosos] e dois extremamente entregadores [fachadas de casas e roupas].

Porra Google, coe! Sou macho, cacete!!! Leva estes “homens peludos” pra outro blog aí e traz umas coisas maneiras pro meu!!!

Vacilo…

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